Every Minecraft youtuber ever


*Dubstep intro, animated pickaxes fly across the screen*
"Hey guys this is MinecraftGuy49Xx and this is episode 452 of Minecraft Hunger Games. Let’s get started! Ok so I got a wooden swo-OHMYGODTHERESAGUYWOAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHH- Ok I killed him. So this is my spade named spady, he’s the one running joke so I have so you can tell me apart from the millions of other Minecraft LP-ers. Oh look I died, like and subscribe.”




What your parents would feel if they found your blog and read “non-binary/genderfluid pan-bisexual neurotypical demi-ethinc poly-racial parafictive furrykin, pronouns: ve, phe, zie,xe”

• You’re a transphobe for making fun of gender identity and neopronouns

• You’re a homophobe for making fun of pansexuals and bisexuals

• You’re an ableist because being otherkin is some people’s coping mechanism and you’re bashing it (yes, I know it says neurotypical up there but I get the feeling you’d still bash it if they weren’t)

• Literally no one identifies as “demi ethnic” except trolls; shut the fuck up and stop regurgitating strawman comics.

• How dare you make fun of other people’s hurt with those asinine fucking gifs.


Funny how anti-sj/rsj blogs always accuse us of responding with just GIFs instead of arguments. LOOKY HERE -Jaja

You aren’t a homophobe for making fun of PANsexuals and BIsexuals.  Homophobia is the fear of homosexuality…those sexualities aren’t homosexuality.  It’s pan and biphobic to erase those sexualities in favor of homosexuality.

And calling someone ableist because you have a feeling they’d bash someone who proclaimed themselves to be neuro-atypical while being an otherkin?  That makes a ton of sense.

Here we go with that “literally” shit.  You do not know what “literally everyone” thinks or feels, so stop saying literally.  You’re making assumptions based on your perception of reality.  You doubt that anyone sincerely identifies as demi ethnic…but you cannot definitively say that “literally no one” identifies that way because you honestly do not know.  Not to mention the fact that OP was exaggerating to begin with.

And they weren’t making fun of other peoples’ hurt?  They were suggesting these gifs represent their parents disappointment in their teenage children making up fake identities on the internet to be trendy.  I highly doubt this was an attack on people based on their sexuality, gender expression or neurological disorders, but rather a post pointing out how people use these identifiers to make themselves more interesting (such as the bloggers that sincerely say “dear cis people, try this: not being cis.  gender is an adventure!!!”)

And dismissing every tumblrite who goes overboard as a “troll” is just your derailing tactic when you don’t wanna acknowledge that people on this site can sincerely go overboard.  Not everyone who acts ridiculous is trolling.  These people exist in the real world, these people say the same shit day in and day out for years because they actually believe it.  Now if you want to comfort yourself by thinking they’re trolling then that’s fine.  But don’t make it your argument against others because you’re wrong.  People are capable of thinking ridiculous things, and they’ve been doing it for far longer than the internet has existed.

You nailed it, friend.